The Talk of the Town
A Merger of Interests
The rumors, as it turns out, were true. Sources close to the couple—primarily an excitable maltipoo named Henry and a bartender at Bill's Oyster Bar—have confirmed that Morgan and Jake are, in fact, tying the knot.
The merger is set to take place this coming February in Houston, bringing an end to the "Will they? Won't they?" speculation that has dominated hot girl walks for months. "It was inevitable," one bridesmaid noted, requesting anonymity. "Ever since they agreed that a two bedroom apartment was too big, the writing was on the wall."
